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Devouring Summer

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It might sound a bit strange, but this time of year – the first few weeks of true summer – often reminds me of Halloween.

When I was a kid, I was much more patient than I am today. While many of my friends wanted to gulp down all of the candy from their plastic jack-o-lantern buckets in one sitting, I preferred to ration my pile - I didn’t want to make myself sick. Plus, it always felt good to be the only cool cat in the school cafeteria still eating trick or treat candy in the middle of November.

Unfortunately, when it comes to summer, my commonsense always seems to melt with the late season snow. When the wildflowers finally bloom, the robins return, and the dogs start shedding, I become one of those greedy kids, wanting to consume as much as I can of the Montana summer while the days are hot and wonderfully long.


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Montana Twisters

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MONTANA TWISTERS: Great Falls Tribune, June 2008

Growing up in suburban Indianapolis, the natural world often seemed distant, out-of-the-way - something that my brother and I watched on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom television show every Sunday afternoon.

Most of the year, our contact with Mother Nature seemed mundane and limited compared to what we witnessed on TV - that was the case until tornado season.

Nothing like black skies, boiling clouds, lightning and thunder, horizontal rain, pelting hail, and violent winds to remind everyone in the city that nature still exists in all its glory and terror.

 


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Memorial Days

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I am a cemetery freak. On a road trip, I’m always dying to find the next good cemetery.

I’m a seasoned cemetery-spotter; my heart skips a beat when out in the middle of a cornfield, I catch sight of a group of uniform trees, a low rock wall or a high iron fence. If I’m really lucky I might even spy an arched entrance or the silhouettes of stones – simple arcs, crosses, spires, angels peaking above low rows of corn, soybeans, wheat.

During certain times of the year, cemeteries often become little islands lost in a sea of crops and weeds or blanketed altogether by drifting snow. No matter the season, I could lead you to long-forgotten graveyards all over the country.


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Pig Goes Home

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Last week as I stood on a busy, downtown Chicago street corner in the heavy rain waiting for the crosswalk light to change, I heard a voice behind me.

“How much do you charge?” someone spoke over my shoulder.

“Huh?” I said, turning around.

“What is your fee?” an elderly gentleman asked me. “Do you charge by the hour?”

The tall, rail-thin man wore a yellow rain slicker, shiny black shoes and shielded himself and his Schnauzer from the downpour with an oversized red umbrella. My dogs – Borage, Jigs, and Pig – about yanked me off my feet trying to get a closer whiff of his distinguished, silver-bearded terrier. They circled the fearless dog this way and that way, tangling the three 18-ft. long flexi- leashes into one limp and useless line.


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Carmin The Garmin

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Carmin would not stop talking.

“In one mile, exit right,” her emotionless voice proclaimed loudly over the Houston rush hour report blaring from my car radio. “Exit right, exit right.”

“Easier said than done,” I snapped back at my new, know-it-all traveling companion.

All five lanes of traffic were bumper to bumper. More than one time in Houston, I was tempted to abandon my vehicle on the interstate right then and there. It would have been faster to hike the few miles back to my hotel.


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Toughest Athletes

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Dog mushers and sled dog racing fans alike are growling over a recent online Sports Illustrated (SI) article.

“Let’s start a barroom argument. Who are the toughest athletes in sports?” the magazine’s anonymous toughness experts asked its readers in the April 1st feature posted on sportsillustrated.cnn.com. But Sports Illustrated didn’t wait around for an answer – they went right ahead and made up their own list of the top 25 toughest athletes. And, of course, not every reader agrees with the lineup.

You would think that dog mushers would just be happy to see their sport finally recognized right alongside of other popular and tough sports such as football, basketball, baseball, hockey, triathlons, ultimate fighting, boxing, golf…

“Wait, did she say golf?” you might be asking yourself.

 


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That Pig Can Run

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All pet owners eventually have to deal with the same old and familiar issue - whose gonna take care of the critters while I go on vacation?

It’s difficult for me to leave my dogs behind when I hit the road for work or play; I really do enjoy their company. For the most part, Borage, Jigs, and Pig go everywhere I go. We’re four peas in a tiny SUV pod.

Even though my pups are good travelers, sometimes it’s best to leave them behind. Most dog owners can relate to the worry and stress attempting to find a good pet sitter can cause.


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Home Space

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There was something about southwest Texas that seemed strangely familiar.

As I drove from the tiny settlement of Fort Davis down to Marathon, another quaint Texan town, and even further south towards Big Bend National Park, I breathed a deep sigh of relief – a pure and direct response to the landscape unfolding in waves of endless color, texture, and elevation in every direction all around me.

Maybe it was the vast open space, maybe it was the immense blue sky, maybe it was the rocky and majestic mountains in the distance, or maybe it was the occasional truck passing me on the road with each and every driver always lifting a hand to wave – whatever it was, it reminded me of Montana. I felt at home.

 


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Garage-Saling On The Slopes

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So far, my downhill skiing career consists of a measly eight days on the slopes. I’m not in denial; I know my awkward technique reeks of ROOKIE. At first, I was a bit embarrassed by my lack of coordination, but I quickly realized that being a beginner isn’t just about looking like a clumsy clod on skis; it’s actually a great conversation piece.

It seems that most skiers and snowboarders enjoy taking a trip down memory lane, reflecting on the days when they too were green and klutzy. They recall with a chuckle their first time getting on and off the chair lift. They complain about the prehistoric skis and bindings and boots they used in the past, telling me, “You’re lucky... back when I was learning, you determined the length of your skis by standing with your arm held straight up above your head and measuring yourself from the floor all the way up to your wrist.” I look down at my kiddie skis and imagine they were 7 feet long - I’d be stuck in a constant, contorted tangle of gangly legs and poles and skis (even more than I am now).

 


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A Normal New Year

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For seven straight years, my life was devoted to the dogs. I spent all of my winter holidays, such as Christmas and New Year’s, training sled dogs in the Montana backcountry; I was a very lucky girl, I know.

But now, things are different. I no longer have a dog team. I live in a small apartment in the middle of town. I have three dogs as roommates. I’m trying to make a career of writing. So when the Holiday season rolled around again this year, I realized I was going to be a fairly normal person, doing fairly normal things. I wouldn’t be spending my Christmas day on the runners of a dog sled, or my New Year’s eve curled up with my huskies in the straw by a campfire.

 


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The Year Of The Dog

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Because I tend to write about canines in my column, readers send and tell me all kinds of great stories about their furry, devoted friends. I love hearing what people do with their dogs. Whether your pooch is a hunter or herder, puller or playmate, guard dog or bed-warmer, their jobs are important. Our dogs take us places we might never go alone.

Recently, I’ve received updates from two Great Falls residents whose dogs are leading them to unusual challenges, beautiful country, and new friends.

“Whatever happened to Ruby, the coonhound, or Grody, the canicross dog?” you might be asking. Well, I’ll tell ya.


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Pig Doesn't Do Windows

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I’m finally back home to Montana after five weeks on the road, driving over 8,000 miles with my three dogs stretched out across the passenger seats of my tiny Toyota Rav.

My sled dog, Borage, and trusty terrier, Jigs are very familiar with the road-trip routine. But many things still seem strange and foreign to Pig, my 10-year old, newly-retired, Iditarod lead dog.

After all, Pig just became an indoor, “pet” dog only a few months ago. Walking through doorways and up stairs, sleeping on a dog bed, driving in a car are all peculiar and exotic experiences for Pig. She investigates slippery linoleum floors, thick shag carpet, mirrors, toilet bowls, smelly trash cans, humming dishwashers, flashing televisions, and stuffed animals with intense curiosity - like she’s an alien who’s just stepped foot on a freaky, new planet.


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